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  • tigress666
    Apr 4, 12:32 PM
    in the middle of way open area at Union Square Park in NYC had 2 dropped calls. Customer services response? Install app on iphone that lets us know where your call was dropped. Sure let me do your work, and pay for that privalage.

    And how do you expect them to find out what is going on? Magic? All they wanted you to do was install an app that would let them run a diagnosis. Are they supposed to send some one over to you to take your phone and install it for you?

    You do realize that that would increase the time it would take them to find the problem by, a helluva lot vs. the few seconds it would take you to install that app. And it would be wasting a lot of gas and pay time to send that person out for something you could do in a few seconds.

    How lazy can you be to complain that they dare want you to do a few seconds of work so they can help you?

    I've never come across a company that will baby the customer that much. Apple still insists I drive my computer over to their store for them to look at. When I was calling in about a broken monitor, I had to *gasp*, look for the serial number on my computer for Gateway. I guess you'd expect them to send some one over to do that for me?





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  • eduardo760
    May 5, 05:04 PM
    My iphone 3g is jailbroken and i was uploading fonts onto it but as soon as i changed the systems font the phone froze. After that i restarted the phone and it now gets stuck on the apple logo. what can i do to fix it??





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  • diogowerner
    Oct 5, 05:58 PM
    I'd really not like to see Safari become the next IE 5. It already has its share of JavaScript bugs.

    exactly! once there is no safari for windows, there is no longer IE for mac (even if it wasn't the same for windows) and any of those for linux, looks like the web standards will be what firefox and opera "decides".

    apple should worry about improving new features for the browser like tabs, page thumbnails and etc... html, javascript and css they have to make work like every browser does (or should). and javascript and css are not working well in safari right now.





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  • njmac
    Nov 12, 10:05 PM
    Can anyone recommend an app that does with video what iPhoto does with photos? It should have a library of thumbnails, folders, search, the ability to display most video types, not just limited to QuickTime, ability to drag and drop files which create aliases, etc.

    Basically iPhoto for videos. Oh yeah, and free (my guess is it ain't gonna happen for free.
    This app: movie montage http://www.findleydesigns.com bills itself as iphoto for movies. (quicktime only I believe) It is a crippled free version but check it out.



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  • fox10078
    Mar 21, 02:41 PM
    I'm looking to get a grey card, The one I'm looking at says its for digital photography, Would it work the same for video? Link Below.

    Any help is much appreciated

    http://www.amazon.com/Opteka-Premium-Reference-Quick-Release-Photography/dp/B001G04VJO/ref=pd_sxp_f_pt





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  • wings400
    Aug 15, 04:16 PM
    Mine (MBP 13')

    OMG, mine look almost the same :D



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  • Tstrong2000
    Apr 6, 12:27 PM
    I just downloaded a photo from ipadwallgallery.com using my iPad2. I wanted to use it as my wallpaper. So I give up; where did it download to? I went to photos and it isn't there. Sorry for what is probably a simple question but I am stumped.

    Thanks





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  • Will Cheyney
    Dec 17, 06:15 PM
    Special thanks to Susan Kare for her brilliant icon creating abilities.



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  • bmwhd
    Apr 26, 09:26 AM
    Sadly, like Dr. Jones, I can offer no proof of it until tomorrow (when it won't matter ;) ).

    My Verizon contact showed me his production white CDMA IP4 last night and indicated they would in fact go on sale in the US on 4/27.

    He went on to confirm rumors I've read here and elsewhere that the paint issue was a red herring. The proximity sensor was the problem all along and is a complete redesign on the white phone.





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  • AndyMoore
    Feb 4, 04:07 PM
    Nothing exiting at the moment but it's due for a change.

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  • TuffLuffJimmy
    Apr 25, 01:07 AM
    Reason it isn't a disgrace: The white enclosure apparently was causing trouble with the camera due to light leakage. You would most likely be calling that disgraceful if they had indeed released a 500$ phone with that rather huge flaw, so I guess they can't win.

    The camera issue actually only occurred in white iPhones where people bought unofficial knockoff parts to modify their black iPhones. People who were lucky enough to get the few real deal Foxcon parts experienced no issues. However, I do believe that white was delayed because (among economic reasons) the backlight bled through the glass and was very noticeable in dark settings.





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  • crazy$hark
    May 5, 05:41 PM
    Sometimes when i am using my iphone, four icons randomly popup on the screen and they only go away when i restart the phone. What is this and how can i stop it from doing that. I have a JB iPhone 4 4.3.1

    (screenshot link below)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/62608468@N08/5691782282/in/photostream



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  • ravenvii
    Jun 24, 09:28 PM
    I need a Firewire/IEEE 1394 cable, 6-pin to 6-pin. Doesn't matter what brand.

    Let me know if you have one you're willing to sell. I need one pretty soon.

    Thanks!





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  • jrko
    Mar 30, 08:44 AM
    I have heard of the 2TB limit per drive before. I cannot confirm this 100% though as all my drives are less than 2TB. I have 3.5 TB total but it consists of 3x 1TB and 1x 500GB.

    I think 2TB drives are a great option for you. They can be had for as little as 75-80 each these days and 4 of them would give you 8TB in your file server. Not too shabby.

    I myself plan to buy a couple 2TB drives soon as I am running out of space even with 3.5 TB.

    Yeah 2Tb are the way forward for me but I would have liked some 3Tb drives in the future as my 1.5Tb drives only have about 100Gb left. One is my iTunes and the other is its backup. I'll have to look into raid setups to see if I can expand the size that way. Never mind though.

    I'm wondering how many drives I can get into the space where the CD drive cage is? I know its deep enough as there is a cage with 2 underneath it. I reckon about 4-5 drives.

    In the meantime I bought a little gizmo so I can put 2x 2.5 inch drives in 1 5.25 space. Will make one the system drive and the other its time machine so I can use the 4 main caddies for 3.5 inch drives. might do the same above and use a firewire dvd drive.

    I'm chasing as 2 Sata port card as well :D

    You can never have too much storage my wife says - you should see her wardrobes :rolleyes: ;) :D :p



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  • Sydde
    May 6, 01:42 AM
    I wonder who we'll end up pissing off now with our policies ...

    Oh, IDK, how about Americans.





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    Dec 25, 09:46 PM
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  • JGowan
    Mar 31, 10:43 AM
    What was the image size? If you're wanting to get a leg up in the field for some real Photoshop work back at the office, you'll be using some big files. Especially if you start adding Layers. I doubt that these were very high rez. With 512MB ram, this is would a terrible real-world print application. Others have said this would be nice to play around with or to show off the iPad, but that's about all. I suppose you could do low-rez composites for a client, but I'd rather do that with a 15-17-inch MBP. You have a big screen, Photoshop CS5, plug in a stylus, 8GB RAM ---> that's a comp tool. IPad...? Not so much.





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  • glocke12
    Mar 29, 07:44 AM
    You do realise it's a piss-take, don't you?

    ha-ha....yes. Though when I first found the site I did have a WTF? moment.





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  • djrobsd
    May 2, 07:00 PM
    Every time I see a blood drive my blood just boils... As an HIV negative gay man who is in a monogamous committed long term relationship with my partner, I doubt I am any more of a risk then any other heterosexual couple in a relationship, yet they don't see it that way....

    Their loss..





    kdarling
    Apr 28, 04:49 PM
    I stopped reading right there b/c I don't believe that.

    Not sure why you don't believe him.

    I know many people who've never had a dropped call on Verizon. It's not unusual, especially if you're in one of their longtime areas which are covered like a blanket.





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    Nov 6, 06:52 AM
    Got mine from Apple Store Trafford Centre on Saturday. Mighty impressive little thing!! Even comes with mini white Apple stickers.

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    vniow
    Dec 23, 07:00 PM
    I'm a switcher of two types.
    Read on.

    I've been a PC owner and builder ever since I built up a 233Mhz Cyrix from scratch years ago. It's been upgraded a few times and I've been satisfied with it up to now.

    But then I saw the Cube.

    For some reason I developed a little obsession over that cute little computer and attempted to learn all I could about it.

    One thing led to another and before you knew it, I was deep in Apple-land and I didn't even realize it.
    At that time I had Win98 on my PC and it was notoriously crash happy. I then read about MS's latest OS (XP) which was supposed to be a lot more stable so I got it.
    And then my eyes were opened.

    I never liked the idea of activation so I spend many wasted hours trying (and succeding) to crack it.
    It ended up being a very reliable and stable OS, but as time went on, I learned more and more about MS's policies and became more uncomfortable with the idea of using one of their products daily.

    So I decided to check out Linux.

    After many failed attempts at getting the most basic of things working under Mandrake 8.2, I ended up wiping it and going back to XP.

    A few months later a 300Mhz Blueberry iBook came up for sale right here on MR. I talked to my parents about it and they agreed that it would be a good investment to have when I move out. So I bought my first Mac! (still Cubeless)
    But I wasn't done with my PC yet.

    I had learned of this company called Lindows.com that was attempting to run Windows software on Linux. Interested, I looked up as much info as I could and decided to give it a shot after 2.0 was released.
    My CD arrived in the mail and I installed it on a seperate hard drive and gave it a whirl. It was still a bit unstable, but much more usable than Mandrake.

    I decided to wait until the final version came out to experiment with it again and I just got the 3.0 CDs in the mail a few days ago and I can now say I am on my way to becoming 100% MS free.

    If it weren't for a couple of niche things, I would competely wipe XP from my hard drive and happily use Lindows and OSX.





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    kylewillis
    Apr 3, 10:05 PM
    simple stuff for April.